Friday, August 29, 2008
Wow...
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Usain Bolt guilty of performance drugs!
After winning the Gold Medal in the 100m, 200m, and 4 x 100m relay, the Olympic Committee called for an immediate testing on Usain Bolt and the entire Jamaica track and field team. Results were delivered and labs detected large amounts of Yam, Oxtail, Manish Water, Steam Fish, Rice & Peas, Ting and Mackerel.
When questioned by reporters, the Jamaican Track Coach adamantly responded, "Kiss Mi Neck!!....A peer rumors a gwan!!" After which, he brandished a machete and threatened the reporters with responses such as: "You wan test de Rocket Launcher?!" More details to follow...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
KB is Home.....
Make a fool of yourself in 20 seconds
You can't make this stuff up....
Quotes you didn't hear...
Ohio Governor Ted Strickland:
You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he'd hit a triple. Well, with the 22 million new jobs and the budget surplus Bill Clinton left behind, George W. Bush came into office on third base -- and then he stole second. And John McCain cheered him every step of the way.
New York Governor David Patterson:
If [McCain is] the answer, then the question must be ridiculous.
President of Planned Parenthood Cecile Richards:
A woman voting for McCain is like a chicken voting for Colonel
Saunders.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Any fanpires out there?
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A First Lady I can relate to...
Then I listened to Michelle Obama's speech last night. She spoke about growing up with her older brother and he spoke about her memorizing Brady Bunch episodes. In that second, I connected with her in a way I never did with any other politician, much less a First Lady. We could instantly talk about how Marsha got slammed in the face with a football. Or recall the lyrics to "Keep On Movin'" or "It's A Sunshine Day". Then she spoke about coming home from the hospital with their first daughter Malia and Barack's anxiousness from the front seat while driving. And again I could relate to bringing Isabella home and feeling the weight of being a good father and raising a daughter of my own. She spoke about her mother helping to raise her kids and how she sees her mother in her daughters...and again I related. Finally, seeing the whole family on stage and hearing both Malia and Sasha say "I love you, Daddy" to Barack... although I can only hear "Dada" from Bella, I imagined the joy I would feel to hear those 4 words everyday after a long days work.
After hearing her speech, this election took on a more personal feeling for me. To see a family in the White House so close in similarities, experiences and values to my own is something I never thought I would witness. But there I was relating to Michelle as some lost relative instead of some detached stranger. Someone who I felt would have my best interest in mind more so then even Hillary. Now I understand the connection people may have had to JFK, and yes MLK too. You didn't know them personally, but you still felt a connection and a certain pride in them. To feel this connection to Michelle Obama...and Barack Obama as well... I am surprised in myself. And what a pleasant surprise it is.
For those who missed it, here's her 20 minute speech from last night's Democratic National Convention.
Die-Hard Hillary Fans - A Rant...
Let us first examine the demographic of the Die-hards: Hillary supporters are mainly middle-aged women who came of age during the sexual revolution of the 60's and 70's and are VERY committed to the idea that Hillary is a woman and was to be the first female president. They enjoy spirited debates about women's rights and how the media unfairly characterized Hillary througout the primary season.
Now, let us examine a prominent plank in the Republican party: They are Pro-Life and do not believe a woman has the right to an abortion, except for in the case of the health of the mother (and some don't even like THAT qualifier). Their main goal is to do all they can to strike down Roe v. Wade or make it next to impossible for a woman to obtain a safe abortion in this country. Basically, reverting back to 1972 when maternal mortality rates were at an all-time high. Why, you ask? Oh yeah, because women were dying from back alley, unsafe abortions, that's why!
Yeah, I could totally see where the Hillary Die-hards and the Republican party find common ground.
Note to the other side: If you really want to do ANYTHING to lower abortions rates, making them unavailable has been proven to make it worse, not better. How about providing adequate, COMPREHENSIVE sex education and easy access to family planning methods (and by "methods" I don't mean strict confession and a prayer that it didn't "take")? Allowing Big Pharm to make Viagra available at the drop of a hat, but making a woman shell out $130 for birth control seems a little like a mixed message to me. Don't you think? Isn't that your argument about abstinence only education?
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Finally! The first Reunion video!
I will be creating several more (Family Portraits, Store Bay Beach, Farewell Dinner, etc) and once I am done I will burn DVD's of all the slideshows for those who want one. This way, you can look at it on your TV nice and big instead of a tiny, somewhat blurry, version on the DNN blog.
All the pictures used in this slideshow can be found at my Flickr account here. However it's just not the same without the music! Turn up the volume and click the play button to the lower left to watch. Enjoy!
***If you are using dial-up, I wouldn't recommend trying to watch the video. It won't play smoothly. Sorry!***
Friday, August 22, 2008
Not to beat a dead horse...
Thursday, August 21, 2008
"How many houses do you own?"...Part Deux
"How many houses do you own?"
Hello Kettle. I'm Mr. Pot.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
A video test...
Anyhow, I hope to post a slideshow from the Reunion Sunday Brunch this weekend. As well as a link to the original pictures posted in my Flickr account (since it appears I cannot post a video bigger then this size as it would take forever to download). Enjoy for the time being!
Tobago is beat....Part Deux
How does it look from far away? Even the water isn't safe.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Tobago is beat...hands down.
(Check this site to see other pictures of things that appear Photoshopped (fake) but are actually real.)
Jesse's Marchin Orders - Part Deux
This morning Chris and I were watching/listening to News on 1 as we got ready. (News channel with only NYC stuff you cycle through in like 15 minutes). Anyways, one news story was that Queens cops have finally arrested one of two rapists on the loose in Hollis/St. Albans, Qns who was responsible for about 30 rapes that started last November. This guy's MO was that he stalked women at bus stops late at night. Police went so far as to shadow buses to find out when this guy would strike next. Another news story was the police are looking for a man who attacked an 87 woman in the elevator of her apartment building, robbing her of $900. He rode the elevator with her up little while and then got her in a choke hold, before hitting her over the head and robbing her.
Questions: Do the injustices of a previous generation justify the rape of unassuming women?Does institutionalized racism make a person so callous that he loses all respect for human dignity?
Jay and Chris both have valid points. Yes, institutional racism has made it hard for black men and women to get their due in this society, esepcially for the same hard work whites may be doing. We cannot negate that fact. It's horrible and pervades everything from hiring practices to drug sentencing guidelines. (This explains the black men in jail for selling the rock instead of the powder.) I don't think it is something that can be remedied in one generation, BUT we have to stop using past wrongs as a crutch and instead use it as a ladder to something better. Case in point: You see Boodro doing something worng but you resolve yourself to never become a Boodro. We as a people need to wake up everyday and say yes, there are people out there that do not want me to suceed, or my children to succeed, but it is MY responsibility to prove them wrong, and to go over and beyond whenever possible. Yes, this sometimes means that a black man will be working for the same pay to do 105% of what his white counterpart is doing, but at the end of the day, that person is doing something for the greater good of his people that cannot be measured. He is lifting them out of the bondage that they have put themselves in.
Don't get me wrong, I see Jesse's point, and I am the first to admit that the racism that exists has severely hurt our community (namely our black men who don't see much outside of quick money, ballin, or rappin), but where he goes wrong is that he puts EVERYTHING into the "We need governmental assistance" basket and the "Personal Responsibility" basket sits empty. Yes, the government did us wrong, but there comes a point when you have to look inside of you. I have two examples of this (and will then leave you to ponder):
1. Black in America told the story of Eric Michael Dyson and his brother. Both grew up in a pretty rough house with drugs and lots of crime. Eric is now a sucessful author and can be seen on CNN as a contributor (along with his wife) often. His brother: in prison serving life for murder, one he says was stupid and unnesessary. This is the mother of scientific design in a research study (my inner nerd reers it's beautiful head!): two brothers and only one turns out "bad?" Explain.
2. On a more spritual level, Adam and Eve were oblivious and blissfully happy in the Garden of Eden. The snake tricked them and God displayed his displeasure. He left them to fend for themselves, with one main thing to hold it all together: He gave them their FREE WILL! This means the ability to decide good and evil for themselves.
Where does free will and the ability to discern good and evil for ourselves play into this? How are some able to differentiate the two, and others fall into a trap?
This whole rant should have all been prefaced with: I am "privledged" and it is hard to say these things when my reality isn't the mean streets and living from day to day. But really, this is ALL of our reality, and until we look at it truthfully, we can never pose working solutions to problems the government isn't too eager to solve. Just a few weeks ago the US Congress formally apologized for slavery! It took them HOW long? Now Jesse, your great great great great grandchildren will be walking before we see the government instituting some real solution.
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Mundane Super Heroes UNITE!
Possibles for me:
The ability to hold subway doors with the power of my mind.
The ability to set clock time based on what time I want it to be.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Fantastic Olympic opening ceremony
Actually, NBC has given those of you who missed it a reprieve. They have the entire opening ceremony video (divided into 3 parts) available on their Olympic website. If you do want to see what all the hype was about, you can go here to get started. Just search through the listings of videos to find "Opening Ceremony Act I: Pageantry". Once you see it, click on it. It will launch another window (pop up) where you can watch the original live coverage over again. You can use my settings: Choose my NYC local zip code of 11428. Then choose Verizon FIOS cable provider from the list. Then just pick the NBC 4 New York original broadcast. You will have an option to install a small Microsoft plug-in. If you do, you will be able to watch the video in near HD quality! Yep, all $40 billion dollars worth! (According to wikipedia, that's how much China invested in the city of Beijing and the opening ceremony.)
The 2008 Beijing Olympics are officially the most expensive games in history with a total of $40.9 billion spent between 2001 and 2007 on infrastructure, energy, transportation and water supply projects.Here's a slide show of some beautiful pictures taken during the opening ceremony (via The Boston Globe website). Enjoy!!!!
Be someone else. Be Kanye!
Question: If you could be someone else famous, who would it be and why?
(Best answer gets a prize!)
Jesse, it's time to pack up the marchin' shoes and go home....
Two questions that got me:
Now Jesse, I do not doubt that black men need to be employed. There are jobs out there (albeit low paying, but they pay. The issue of pay is another issue for another blog), but these men can't always be holding out for the job of "rapper" or "baller" and hope that things will fall into place in the meantime. To these men, we need to start saying, "Get in where you fit in, even if you can't stand it, for the sake of your kids, your girlfriend or wife, your family." Until we start saying that, and LOUDLY, we will have more men sitting on the stoop, hoping for that record contract, but not trying to bring in minimum wage, at least, until that comes. We need to focus our boys in school to not concentrate on that jump shot, but that science exam in 2nd period. THAT is our responsibility. I think other communities are saying similar things to their boys and men too, but WE haven't, and have been coasting on this idea that it "isn't our fault, since the massa done done us wrong for a long time." There comes a point (and I think we have reached and surpassed that point in "thinking" black households) that it has to stop being about what the man did to your great great great grandfather, and start being about what YOU need to get doing to get somewhere. The new generation doesn't want to negate the struggles of the past (They helped get us to this point), but we are not as closely linked, and our reality is different. We have to take some personal responsibility for our actions, or else no one is going to want to help. Yes, there are unfair practices in law and sentencing guidelines, but dude, when you sling that rock, you can't say the man put it in your pocket. We can't always depend on the government to fix things, as we can see with the disasters that we have in the US (Katrina, 45 million uninusured) and abroad (Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine...need I go on?)ESSENCE: In Senator Obama’s speech that he gave at a Chicago church this past Father's Day, he urged more Black fathers to be involved in their children’s lives. He received backlash for that—
JACKSON: Well, the message of responsibility should be broadly applied and not appear to be just directed to Blacks. Black men need to be responsible—they also need to be employed.
ESSENCE: So would you say that children without fathers in the home is not that critical an issue in the Black community?JACKSON: Men across the board must be more responsible. But again, in the context of the Black situation, we have a requirement for governmental ntervention. You’ve got a million blacks in jail with three or four kids apiece; that’s a state of emergency. I think that responsibility was aways embraced. But we’ve got some real structural inequality and exploitation that must also be addressed; that’s all.
Come on black people. WE have gots to do better!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
12,000 calories per day
Friday, August 8, 2008
TGIF...and a hilarious video!
French Connection....?
But where does "Duchaussée" come from? Where is the french connection? I mean this is DNN, it would make sense to explain where our name comes from, right? Does anybody know officially? Where's Uncle Raoul when you need him? (Probably playing Scrabble and giving some poor soul some serious licks.) Inquiring minds want to know.
Back to that Char Siu pork we had at the reunion........Mmmmmmmmmmm! Was that Auntie Chan's or Uncle Raoul's doing? Big round of applause for whomever made it! (And everybody else who cooked too!).
***clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap...***
BTW Horacio, if you haven't used up that gravy from Auntie Chan's Pepper Pot, keep it frozen and send that bad boy up this way please! That stuff was good enough to drink like juice!
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Best. Commercial. Ever.
(HINT: Sounds really good with the volume turned up.)
(Find out how it was made here.)
Operation "Really? You think this is going to get them?"
Read on for more of the absurdity: http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/08/06/2008-08-06_immigrations_selfdeportation_program_is_.html
Exactly what I have been saying: In a country where you can "disappear" on a student visa and they never find you (even after 30 years), you struggled to come here with risk of detection, why would you say, you know, I need to go back to my crime-ridden, poor poor country?
Um, no doubt, Lou Dobbs was NOT part of the planning for this operation. Neither was Common Sense. He was out of the office that week.
Health myths debunked.
9 Common Health Myths Debunked...
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
If you can't call him "uppity..."
Now, two cycles later, we are back at arrogant. We have a no-name (or funny-name) candidate, who has burst on the scene, a general bad a**, who gives speeches and attracts way more people than bees to honey. Some say he looks "presidential." Some say he is looking arrogant. Why was arrogant okay 8 years ago for the person running for the most powerful position IN THE WORLD, but today, no? Do we want someone to look like he doesn't know what he is doing? Like the person they mean when they say "Somewhere a village is missing an idiot?" (Insert own Val Kilmer or GWB joke here)
I think this article put it best. By saying stuff like Obama looks "arrogant" the other side is saying one thing: he is an uppity negro (I do not use the other word, unlike one Jackson who shall remain nameless) that doesn't know his place. Arrogance will get you strung up. Read on:
http://www.theroot.com/id/47536
A Washington Post writer called Obama a man of "profoundly limited achievement." Yes, my jaw is on the ground. I cannot comment any further.
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Taking pride in being ignorant.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Real-life "Home Alone" story
Yeah, the movie was funny only because you knew how rediculous something like that could happen in real life.
Rediculous meets Real Life: (Clicky-clicky)
Joke of the day.
What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?
Click on "Comments" for the answer.
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Garnet: Just had a discussion with Sean...
Thank You's
As a btw I challenge any of you young ones (next generation) to arrange another before most of us of the older generation become too physically challenged to travel.
Friday, August 1, 2008
First photos from the 2008 reunion!
(Click on the link in the headline.)
Not unfortunate, let's say hapless...
So I finally made it back and managed to fix the damage to the traveller caused by travelling. The trip back was a study in contrasts. I literally went from sky high to sleeping in the dirt. Here's how it all went down:
I volunteered to leave an overbooked continental plane in exchange for $400 in air travel, first class the next morning and a stay in a hotel.
Conveniently after I stepped off the plane, this generous offer was downgraded to $400 bucks, first class travel and transport to and from the airport.
Landing in Newark the next morning the deal transformed into a 3 hr layover, a half lost half teefed camera.
The three hour layover evolved into a cancelled flight (due to weather) and a two hour wait standing in a giant line for re-accomodation.
The two hour wait morphed into an 11 wait. The airline was not obligated to provide me with accommodations as the cancellation was weather related. At this point, I wasn't willing to eat into my $400 dollar prize with hotel fare, so I decided to "overnight" at the airport. I slept on the floor(sans pillow and blanket which were "reserved for children and babies") And drowned my sorrows at the sbarro.
But don't cry for me Arima, I still managed to leave the ordeal with my travel gift certificate (a trip back to tobago?), my first flight in first class, a belly full of baked ziti and this drawing that I did while waiting in line.
It was inspired by one of the quieter members of the family who was my roommate for a portion of the reunion. I had a chance to pump him for information about the early Barrow family days. Maybe if he happens to see this post he could elaborate on what's happening here and if my interpretation is anywhere close.