After winning the Gold Medal in the 100m, 200m, and 4 x 100m relay, the Olympic Committee called for an immediate testing on Usain Bolt and the entire Jamaica track and field team. Results were delivered and labs detected large amounts of Yam, Oxtail, Manish Water, Steam Fish, Rice & Peas, Ting and Mackerel.
When questioned by reporters, the Jamaican Track Coach adamantly responded, "Kiss Mi Neck!!....A peer rumors a gwan!!" After which, he brandished a machete and threatened the reporters with responses such as: "You wan test de Rocket Launcher?!" More details to follow...
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