DuChaussée News Network: 12,000 calories per day

Thursday, August 14, 2008

12,000 calories per day

Oh, to be able to eat a pound of pasta AND a large pizza for dinner everyday....and STILL have trouble gaining weight. Michael Phelps is clearly not human, but some mutated aquatic-humanoid alien from that water planet in the Star Wars movies. Check it out here.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...: I read in the paper that he was double jointed at the wrist and ankles. I'm sure that makes him part dolphin. !!!; August 14, 2008 at 2:11 PM
Anonymous said...: On second thought. I don't think it is a dolphin. In my mind's eye I see this smaller type of thing flapping it's fins. Maybe a sea lion?; August 14, 2008 at 5:21 PM
Trininuyawka said...: We actually saw a complete physical anatomy breakdown on his body last night on NBC. (It was a bit bizzaire.) They said that his elbows and knees are double-jointed allowing him to be extremely flexible in getting his body movements to resemble a fish. They said he has a huge wingspan and large hands to essentially create two large "paddles" to move water. They also said his size 14feet and flexible ankles give him basically 2 large flippers to kick with.; August 15, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Anonymous said...: The fish man did it again by 1/100 of a second. Whew !!!; August 15, 2008 at 10:31 PM
JulieB said...: I think they said he won by the thickness of a sheet of paper.; August 16, 2008 at 3:24 PM
Janine! said...: must have been that extra slice of pizza! he won by a slice of pizza! I think I'm going to start training like fishman. Someone pass me the phone I'm calling dominoes.; August 17, 2008 at 10:42 AM